Yeah, you heard right. In a statement issued through the national secretary of the Association
of
Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), Jessica Elvis (I bet that's not her real
name), the association congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria
for moving on to the quarter finals stage of the African Cup of
Nations, South Africa 2013 and promised that if they bring the trophy home, there will be one week of free sex. Read the statement below;
"We want to
congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for
qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them
of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our
lost glory in football. To show
our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex
if the Super Eagles can win the trophy." she said.
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