Friday, 1 February 2013

Prostitutes Promise Super Eagles Free Sex If They Win Afcon

Yeah, you heard right. In a statement issued through the national secretary of the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), Jessica Elvis (I bet that's not her real name), the association congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the quarter finals stage of the African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013 and promised that if they bring the trophy home, there will be one week of free sex. Read the statement below;
"We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football. To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy." she said
They even have their own association. Unbelievable! Well, I guess this should motivate the super eagles. Lol

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